To my father

You're an arse.

Let me see here..who's idea was it for me to move to the lawns?

Yours.

Well, guess what, you're idea sucked.

Because of the liabel content removed computing services at Hull Uni, I am unable to use my instant messaging accounts via Trillian, I refuse to use the official versions as they're great big steaming piles of crap, besides I don't even know some of my passwords any longer. Also I am unable to access my e-mail, yet again for the same reasons, and thus with the above knowledge, I am cut off from 98% of the people I knew online before coming here, the majority of my other tools such as FTP clients no longer work, and even if I had my e-mail access I wouldn't be able to use my spam filter with it.

I am not a happy bunny.

Next time you get a brilliant idea for me moving somewhere, Peter, please keep it to yourself.