Re: title of this post.
This has got to have been the most pathetic spam I have ever recieved in my life.
Not that e-mail spam has ever been a particularly fruitful, satisfying and highly-held medium for the presentation of new ideas and art, but daaaaaamn that's lame.
You'd almost think the spammers weren't even trying any more, don't they take any pride in their work?
I say again, pathetic!