I am convinced there exists a conspiracy, between my Aunt (aka the bitch), my Father, Yorkshire Bank and Karoo, to deprive me of my 'Net access.
My aunt always moves my telephone extension cable used for my ADSL line, even though she doesn't have to, and on this particular occasion she placed it just right for my father to trip over it and bugger some of the cables up. It worked, but very slightly and after a few days gave up working entirely, providing no dial tone whatsoever.
Then to back this little piece of the conspiracy up, after they had finished having problems with their IP servers, Karoo disabled my ADSL account because Yorkshire Bank (aka a load of bankers) didn't allow Novembers payment.
One phone call, some Switch usage, and a trip to Argos for a new extension cable later, everythings back to normal.
I don't know how it could be, but its probably Dan's fault, even if it isn't I'm still blaming him!