For those who don't know, physical attacks rarely leave marks on my skin, I don't usually get bruises and most surface damage heals pretty quickly. Now obser… read more ›

I am currently doing that English Language coursework final draft thats due in tomorrow, with no exceptions. I've closed Trillian Pro so no communication, I'… read more ›

I tell myself time and time again not to do this, but I always do. What am I babbling about? I've left my coursework to the very last moment. My final Englis… read more ›

Of the surfers who have wandered into 1stvamp.org out of the cold, the following countries were just some places they wandered from during the first weeks of… read more ›

The old dream of being young again, and of advantages that befit the young. As George Bernard Shaw once famously quipped "Youth is wasted on the young." Howe… read more ›

I've decided to put some t-shirts and other accessories up for sale on the site over Christmas featuring some art and specifically visual gags. Might be inte… read more ›

A partial 'to do list I will add to over the holidays.. - Re-write my A2 English Language coursework on the language of mangas. There's a lot of work to do o… read more ›

wes-ish (wu-ez-ih-sh) noun. A wes-ish object/person (see adjective wes-ish). adj. Being akin to Wes or liken to the acts that are performed by Wes. verb. An … read more ›

AS Math was cancelled this afternoon, so now sat at home doing bugger-all. Forgot to mention my police check finally came in on Friday, although have to expl… read more ›

For the month of November I sent 1,392 SMS text messages from my mobile phone. read more ›