Posted on 1stvamp.com/weblog: Okay, I'm ordering the new server tonight. I haven't actually asked my father yet, but I'm ordering it, paying him £100 for i… read more ›

(At the time of writing..) 1stvamp.org/site: 50,423 words. 1stvamp.org/damo: 44,808 words. 1stvamp.org/darren: 2,878 words. read more ›

Summer down pours always seemed a lot more enjoyable when I wasn't outside every day to get caught in them. read more ›

Mirror of the april fools joke I put on Damian's blog. read more ›

Last year I forgot my father's birthday. My mother has always been the one to remind me of his birthday, as I'm terrible with dates. Last year she was too bu… read more ›

If you're interested in recieving undoctored news reports from a newspaper published in Iraq, which may sometimes provide a biased view towards Iraq, but wil… read more ›

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Gandhi read more ›

I've now started using a very good Naïve Bayesian spam filter, which I've been training for the past week to notice the difference between the nornmal mail… read more ›

Wesley Mason is a Fruit-Eating Disco Monkey with a Battle Rating of 8.1. Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey. read more ›

It took me longer than I'd like to admit to fix No Berk Mode on Damian's site. It had not been working after a few thousand attempts, and for the life of me … read more ›